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These anklets helpfully transfer the tactile sensations on the wearer's feet up into their genitals, allowing a sub to “go down on” the wearer simply by licking their toes. Of course, they cannot be worn with any type of socks or shoes, and, as you can imagine, they make it quite challenging to walk, but sometimes sacrifices must be made for the esthetics of a scene. text/html 2026-05-09T23:26:52+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.wandafunkinc.com/doku.php?id=clothing:attention_collar&rev=1778369212&do=diff Attention Collar This spiked collar demands attention - literally. Anyone who sees it will feel compelled to keep looking in its direction unless specifically ordered to avert their eyes. 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If worn during orgasm, the resulting flash and bang can blind and deafen creatures with… text/html 2026-05-09T23:26:52+00:00 Anonymous (anonymous@undisclosed.example.com) https://www.wandafunkinc.com/doku.php?id=clothing:depth_belt&rev=1778369212&do=diff Depth Belt Cervices rejoice! This belt creates a pocket-dimension-like hallway effect in vaginas, rectums, cloacas, and similar passageways it encircles, effectively making them infinitely deep. Perfect for users who want to accommodate equine, bovine, or tentacled partners. 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